“I’m Too Old for This Sheet” Funny Ghost Halloween T-Shirt

Perfect for those who love Halloween but prefer their celebrations with a side of sarcasm, our “I’m Too Old for This Sheet” tee features a laid-back ghost in sunglasses holding a coffee.

This comfy, humorous shirt is a great choice for casual fall days, Halloween parties, or just letting everyone know you’ve earned the right to skip the drama—but not the spooky season fun.

👻 Features:

• Funny ghost design with coffee and sunglasses

• Bold “I’m Too Old for This Sheet” lettering

• Soft, breathable cotton blend

• Unisex fit for men and women

• Great conversation starter for Halloween events

🎃 Perfect For:

• Halloween parties

• Coffee lovers with a sarcastic side

• Casual spooky season outfits

• Gag gifts for friends & family